If you’ve ever dreamed of doing something over and over with no end in sight, you’ve come to the right place! Here at Denbora we’ve carefully designed every moment to ensure you’re never burdened with the weight of fulfllment!

Some say life is not about the destination, but the journey. And, oh, what a journey you’re about to embark on—a journey not only through our labyrinthine complex, but through time itself! Yes, that’s right! We’re assuming your primitive brain can cope with the stresses and strains of time hopping, if not we can always start over. That’s the beauty of time travel, we have the luxury of reliving your mistakes as many times as we want. Just don’t go stepping on a butterfly or anything.

You may be experiencing a sense of de ja vu; feeling like we’ve had this conversation before. Maybe we have. Maybe we have yet to have… It all becomes paradoxical once you’ve flitted back and forth a handful of times.

Don’t let it blow your tiny mind. It will all make sense eventually. Even the slow-witted can become adept given unlimited opportunities. And there are plenty of perks. Like not having to worry if anyone cares about you. They don’t. There, that’s a weight off your shoulders, isn’t it? No one to disappoint. Except yourself, of course. All past and future versions.

Anyway, we trust you’ll enjoy your stay here. Or at least learn to accept it.

Now, no slacking. We are always watching. In all dimensions.